The ladies of my life. God has given me enough material for about 4 good, good movies (I'm writing one...but keep that between me and you) and atleast 5 books. Good books, because I wouldn't have it any other way. All or nothing. But wait, I am getting off course. The women...One don't know if she is coming or going, Ones trying to figure out where she fits in, One is ready to move on, and today, I helped one see the bigger picture. There's a lot going on and that's just relatives....lol and not even counting Alia. That's a whole different blog. Then, theres the one who's insane (no, not the asian.she has a whole blog to herself..ya'll r slo), we make each other laugh, share our craziness and she knows I'll never judge. Theres the one who's .....umm, too cool??? She's cute and cool. Might got the right stuff, but she's too cool. what can I say, "you be too cool, you gonna lose." (The Education of Sonny Carson....I don't make this stuff up). There's the one that's most random. Outta the blue, I would never in a million years conceive.She is however, mentally, on the level. (I like saying that..say it "on the level"...feels good, right?) It's the definition of crazy but then again, I'm kinda crazy. Whatever that means..... Then there's my ace in the hole. Shes guaranteed to make me smile at my most darkest moment. She makes me feel stronger. She is married. And she's the definition of a friend. Theres the girl who spazed out on me on FB today for no good reason, and we dont really even know each other and that was just real random and strange and I just had to put that in here.....(we still cool tho) There's the one who's too cute for her own good. I tried. She can't be helped. Theres the one who missed her turn, but she became a good friend. Our minds are too much alike. We'd make the news. (not in a good way). There's the one who is nuts and using religion as a cover. Let us bow our heads and may God have mercy.
All that going on and we ain't even touched on Alia or the Asian and I still manage to keep it very electric around here. Ya'll mutha f@*kas is tooooooo slow. I keep telling you to catch up. SMH
On another note, real quick, I saw a disturbing commercial today. Some car dealership was working with or sponsoring or somehow had a part in this "Finger Print Your Child" drive or something. Who the hell does that and more importantly, why are they trying to get your kids fingerprints. Sure you will have a copy in case Columbian drug lords should kidnap your kid. (who's even kidnapping kids anymore...besides an estranged parent???) First 300 people get a free DNA kit!!!!! I promise, I know I kid around a lot on here but I am not making this shit up. Who does that. You taking your kid??? Take em to get that swine and bird flu shot while you at it.
They trying to take over. It's happening very, very gradual and most of you are too sloooooooowww to keep up.
This, is not a test. It's a cautionary tale.
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