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How to survive in a Hood Club…

Thur the years I’ve been successful cuz I lived by these rules. Im passing these notes on to you so you can have a great Hood club track record, like your boy.

1)Whenever you dancing behind a chick to a slow jam, grab her arms and act like you’re wrapping your arms around her body, that’s how you can cop free titty’s feels.

2) Steer clear of the old ninja’s in the club tryna teach you "game"...Usually u meet them in the bathroom while taken a piss,they try to kick knowledge u respectfully play they old azz off.

3)If your dancing wit a chick and you get hard and want her to feel it, don't have ya penis sticking straight forward, that’s just gonna poke her in her back or crack, have it to the side between ya leg and her but, and keep doing the sideways grind motion so she feels the whole thing

4) Stand next to the lamest dude u see, that way it makes u look 1000 x better.

5) When you approach a group of girls, always talk to /game the leader. Her crew will follow suit.

6) If you looking to pull some puss, the last 10 minutes the club is open, and the first 10 minutes after everyone starts to leave is the most critical, thats when their making up there minds on if they wanna call some old dick, or go home with something new. I called it 4th quarter, cause ninja’s go into crunch time mode.

7) If you can't dance just wait till one of the freakiest songs come on and get behind and just follow her movement. you can spot the freaks just by the way they dance

8) Once in a while you, might have to take a break from a hood club, so
Advise you to go to a white club. The room that’s playing reggae and hip-hop will contain the easiest chicks in the club

9) If you see a nice looking chick sitting alone while her friends are all out on the dance floor or getting harrassed/simped, that's the one you should talk to. She's more likely receptive to you.

10 )If she feeling you then you can caress every part of her body. You could even pull up her skirt.

11) Steal drinks from the VIP They won't notice them missing, they'll just order more.

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