After years and years of studying porn, I realize that I have tried to do what they do. After watching a couple of movies and trying to add them to my repertoire, I have notice the chicks don’t like 80 % of things I have done.
Moves like
Biting on the nips :
I don’t bite, not like it’s a steak, I nibble a little, but 80% of them say Nay. On my DVDs they bite them shits and stretch them like Pizza cheese.
Baby Batter:
How many times have you seen the money shot and these porn hoe cakes, swim in that shit. They love it. All up in the grill and on the head lights.
In real life.
Ok dudes your smashin and your bout to blast off (PAUSE). In your mind you all ready set on smearing her grill up. You do and you get cussed out. (Side note. I have had a fems down with this,but c’mon not all are down with this shit. Lets be fuggin real for once.) They're unhappy and they're acting like there face is melting. And you gotta say a whole bunch of "Im sorry’s" and shit if you care about her.
Hair pulling : On the DVD’s they love it. You would see there eye’s turning slanted face get tight and there loving it.
In real life : You cant do this cuz the “ Sista “ paid a grip for there hair to get right and most of it might be tracked up. I've done this a couple of times with some success but It’s really been a say no go. Majority of the time it was because I know they would bug about the weave shit. Just being real……. If they do like it, it's cuz she is nasty, which is a great thing.
Chocking: Man on the DVD’S they dig that shit. Im mean they might be turning blue, but still they enjoy it to the fullest. They ask for more and the fellas comply.
In real life : Well yours truly had to chock one out by request, but she quickly told me to quit that shit cuz she couldn’t breath. If I wasn’t a dude that didn’t care about a bish I would been doing some wild time right now. Could you imagine that trial and the look on my mothers face ? Damm, but I cant really take blame for that, but I really didn’t need that on my soul…. Maybe it was a case of keeping it real goes wrong.
Anal: Porn makes it look easy. Effortless, Clean. And the porn bit*@es like the 3rd input.
In real life: Many times I went in and I pulled out...
So people out there when you are bumping ugly’s make sure you are being your self. Sure talk dirty, but watch what you say,cuz if you scare’em or make um dry after some bull shit you said they will quickly lose your number. You will have to do the right mixture. And you will have to figure out what the right mixture is. Some ladies like it rough. Most of them ladies had a rough childhood, but If you can deal with some of the issue that come with that, wife that. Who cares if the whole hood smashed, go for yours. (I’d care if the whole hood been in there.) And most of all protect your self out there. You don’t gotta hit skins all the time. A good handjob is soooooooooooo underrated.
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