My letter to Aaliyah

Well it’s been 8 years. We miss you dearly. There’s a big void since you left. Let me let you know what you have missed so far....... 
 

  

Lauryn Hill:   The bitch went crazy. I really can’t pin point it, but she is out there. I know she was the biggest artist out at the time; maybe she couldn’t handle the fame. I seen her and she resembled a clown. 

 

 

Dame Dash: Dame hustled. I admit that. He had a show called Ultimate Hustler. I like it, but it flopped. Then he brought liquor. I had it once or twice, but it flopped. Then he had the hottest Pro Keds ever. !!!! Shit was dope. It was called CEO…..Well it also flopped. He got married, but that also flopped. Well you get the rest…    He and Jay-Z aint even cool no more. I’ll get back to you about Jay Z.

 

R.Kelly: Where do I start? ? Hmmm, Okay he had a tape with some little girls    “allegedly “.  I and the world just want to know,  does this ni66a really have a log cabin room?

DMX: Since 2001 he’s really been in and out of jail. Criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs,etc,but he did impersonate a cop and you gotta admit.....

 That was cool.  
 
 
 

Romeo must die. Man name a sista that don’t like this movie. It seems to always be on TNT after basketball. My gripe with you in this movie was. Dude saved your life. You couldn’

t kiss him or something? What? You didn’t think America wasn’t ready for that interracial kiss? China has over a billion people. That kiss equals a billion people with your CD / merchandise = Crazy Skrilla... Quite Frankly I was ready for that Yellow on Yella,but that was j

ust me… 

Estelle Getty : I know you may not know her, but prob you seen her around in heaven. She was the coolest Golden girl. Not like that Skeeza, Blanche. Say Hi to her. And MJ. Have you seen Bobby Brown & Sisqo career up there?   

Lil Kim/ Foxy Brown: Listen if you saw her now, you wouldn’t recognize her. Think uppity voice with a Korean hair supply clerk face. She crossed over so much she really lost anything Brooklyn about her. About Foxy, she beefs with manicurists instead of other rappers now and she lost her hearing. Got it back, and got the fire beat out of her in Miami. She just aint hot. As matter of fact,  females MC’S are almost extinct.

 Sad but true. 

Jay-Z: Jay is doing big things. He has the golden touch right now. Hmmm I guess you can say he is the polar opposite of Dame. Dame and Jay was hella cool, but Dame made some moves Jay aint agree on. Dame thought he was the bigger star.

Jay is a mutha fuckin Philanthropist. That’s major. !!! He married    

   

      Beyonce,  wow…..  
 
 
 

Brandy: Truth be told I really didn’t want to talk about her. I know what your thinking Aaliyah, and the answer is yes, her ears are still on the side of her head. Where do I start about her ??? Well, she got had a fake marriage to cover up her being knocked up. Then another dude was tapping it, on and on ,yada yada. She still was the doorknob for your fav rapper, r&b and entertainer. So nothing has really changed. 

Oh she killed someone, but it other than that it is what it is. 

Britney: Well, that bitch went crazy, spit out a couple of kids and Shaved her  head. She forgot her draws a couple of times too. So she not really America’s sweet heart anymore. She only gets a pass cuz of her skin tone.

Monica:  Again I really don’t want to talk about her, but she is a........ has been. Well to be a has been you gotta at least have  been something. So I really can’t call her that. She has a kid by a dude name Rocko but, I don’t know who he is. They say he raps. 

She is now leaching on to a new artist name Keyshia Cole. 
 
 

 

Yeah them up there. They supposed to be your replacements.  

Not hitting on anything, but then again music ain't what it is supposta be. Music now just ain't hot. Sure u got good artist here and there, but nothing major at all. 
 

The game aint right without you. Baby girl we miss you dearly. I’m pretty sure right now, today you are getting major play. It’s the way we rejoice of you. Although your time was short we thank you for blessing up with your talent.  

Thank you…….

 

 

 

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