* Disclaimer - The contributor that sent me this decided they would rather remain anonymous for fear of retribution from their significant other ...LOL .. While I love and live in insanity, this is Not my insanity but someone else's and they should get their due respect..
Your girl stressing you out nagging and shit....few minutes later your jumpoff hit you with a text like "hey...what you doing..i wanna see you.." or
will send you nudes during the middle of the day just cuz she's bored.
So when wifey holds her pussy hostage and uses it to negotiate, your jump will have Steak and Potatoes 2:00 in the morning at her house. Jumpoff house nine times out of ten be the shit too !!!!!
Jump off: waking up at 5 in the mornin to come ova, fuck, cook breakfast, then take u to work, then pick you up, and then leave you her car when she go to work.
Yo shawty: don't cook, wake up just to smoke and eat, go back to sleep, wake up bitchin, go work, come home bitchin, eat, fuck, then go back to sleep.
When your main begins to compete with your jumpoff
..... you can steer the relationship WHEREVER YOU WANT........
She doesn't even have to know explicitly that you have a jumpoff, just the mere suspicion the you do..........
** Extra Disclaimer - this video is sorry but hilarious!!!!!!
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